Good food and a mug of beer!!!!!

If they do not know what women want, do we know what men want really?

Good food and a mug of beer!!!!!

As simple as the answer seems its equally traumatic to convince them what you offer is “good food”, and probe them for a Friday candle light dinner , their convenient preference is to sit at home, with bunch of crazy friends, cigarette and mug of beer. Let’s not focus on their topic of discussion!!!!!

Now it’s been ages, and men still feel they do not know the women in their lives. Is it because women are mysterious or men are too bored to find out … Here are some of them I came across, met and friends with ..

Not so Emotional type (ESPN in person): Set of boys, who never knew they were born with some emotions. Who assumed they are here to feel full filled and satisfied by watching their favorite team win all the games. While they are engrossed watching their team loose, kindly do not ask them questions.

Scenario A:

Excited Wife: Baby (use of this word is tricky, because she only wants to hear “good” stuffs about herself), Do you think I look fat.

Tensed husband: Observes 2 minutes silence and this look ( a homeless dog, looking for family and support), He doesn’t answer, he is watching his team loose that last wicket and here he lost his only hope of having some good s** tonight.

Very emotional type (A yash raj movie): Set of men, who always knew what they wanted and achieve, all they desired was “a great happy family, living even more happily after”. He fell in love in college and that ended there. All disheartened he hounds for love and love yet again. He grabs this very opportunity to say I love you and next date he has made plans of marriage and kids. Now that he is married “happily” there is still something missing in his life. Voila surprisingly its love again, Wife is not the women he loved. Shockingly, things seem pretty normal and he hates it. These need some drama, drama all the time.

Scenario B:

SRK of the first order (filmy husband): I wish we could go to this exotic location….sing, dance, talk and eat best of cuisines.

Equally frustrated wife: Well, before that could you change your baby’s diaper while I finish watching this episode of soap serial. Hero of this serial is back, his rebirth.

Well balanced type (National Geographic, Discovery channel by nature): He knows it all. Says the right word, or prefer not to say at all. Set of guys who can make tea for you when you badly need it and simultaneously say they can’t join you for your party since he reluctantantly (undisclosed emotion “desperately”) committed to his friend’s bachelor party. Now that he has said yes he has to go. For the record they are sorted of all, very few left, endangered species.

Scenario C:

Endangered Species walking towards his girlfriend: Sweetheart I made ginger tea only for you, you must be really exhausted after a day’s work. 

Very happy, slightly suspicious look girlfriend: (Oh.. I know he is not joining me to the party today), How sweet baby I needed this so badly

Boy: (he takes his move slowly, steadily) How was your day, All’s well?

Girl (now a bit more suspicious): Worst.. really bad.. you know what that jackass told me to send the report in half an hour. I have taken 3 days to get the data and now how on earth will I be able to make report in such shore time. And….

Before she could continue, he knew this conversation today will take longer time than usual. 

Boy: You know what just forget it “you” go and have fun today, “you” have a party. I will help you choose the finest of your clothes and you will look absolutely haaat!!!(Hot).

Girl: (wait.. wait… you go????): Yeah , I think I should by the way aren’t you gonna join me?

Well… the plan is successful. He isn’t joining her and she is happy too(well, she got her ginger tea when needed). These set of guys simply make you feel, they won your interest after ages of battle in convincing you. And rest of your life you feel they deserve all the good.

A born wannabe (po** star): Lots of them, major percentage of guy fantasies his only alternate profession would be to star in a p*** movie. He assumes he knows how and when, what not to do.

Disclaimer: Women, kindly stay away from them, you have no future here.

Scenario D:

Walking , talking “wannabe” there!!!!: Hey beauuuutiiipuuulll, Wanna come for a long drive this weekend?

Silly, vulnerable girl: (Screaming, hooting, cheering, jumping he is asking me out!!!!!, thank god I am living.. thank god that sleeping pill did not kill me last night) Yeah ,Why not .

They met, they drove. What happened is ,only his talks about himself. Brag, flaunt, and brag more.

Set of guys who assure they dated at least 5 women and he could not find true love in any of them and he feels you are his “present” true love. Well, those 5 women literally kicked him out of their lives. It’s easy to find them, very simple to judge who they really are. Look at them carefully they carry a board on their head which says “please take me seriously”.

Well, I almost know what really men want.

Good food and a mug of beer and most importantly lots of love!!!!

Thanks to all the “men” in my life!!!!

Cheers

Megs